Mary.
Shop/OTC/Counter/Everywhere-But-The-Dispensary-And-Then-Sometimes-Even-There Manager/My Boss/Most Everybody's Boss Except for The Actual Manager/The Person Every Customer Asks For Because She Remembers Everything About Everything, Everyone, All The Time/Etc...
Siobhan.
The Actual Manager/Head Pharmacist/The Person Every Customer Asks For If They're Not Asking For Mary Or If Mary Isn't There/Part Time Because She Has Three Children And Has Better Things To Do Than Look At Us All Of The Time
Peter.
Pharmacist/The Person Who Once Bent Over To Reach Something And Split Open The Seam Of His Trousers Right In The Arse And Walked Around In Work Like That The Entire Day Because He Didn't Mind On Account of Wearing His Nice Boxers That Day
Emma.
Pre-Registration Pharmacist/Training Year Pharmacist/The Person I Get Rides To And From Work With And Who Is Also Really Nice And Probably More Sensible Than The Rest Of Us
Richard.
Himself/The Only Person Who Has Never Brought His Own Lunch To Work And Eats Lots of Sausage Rolls and Chicken Curries And Is Somehow Not Fat/Also The Person Who Does Deliveries And Once Drove Away With Bags of Medication On Top Of His Car But Thankfully Did Not Lose Anything
Me.
Shop Assistant/The Yank/The Person Crazy People Like To Talk To Until They Realise That I Am Not Interested And Don't Believe Them And Won't Sell Addictive Drugs To Them Anymore, Too Bad
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